A denizen of the End of Time. Was formerly known as Lord Rook until he recreated himself. Usually wears very tall, unwieldy headgear. Visited the 19th century Café Royale along with the Iron Orchid, My Lady Charlotina and Duke of Queens and was returned to the End of Time by the Morphail Effect folowing his arrest by Inspector Springer. Conducted all the wedding ceremonies in his laser-beam cathedral when the fad for getting married reached its crescendo. During the wedding ceremony he mentioned the following deities, Sugriva, Jatayus, Disney the Destroyer and Buddha.
'A Million Angry Wrens' - Bishop Castle's creation, an attempt in the recently revised art of Aesthetic Loudness. He also had a hobby concerning orchards.
- The Hollow Lands
- The End of All Songs
- Pale Roses
- White Stars
- The Transformation of Miss Mavis Ming
- Elric at the End of Time
- Rebel at the End of Time by Steve Aylett