Also known as Tatty Ted the Terrible Turd. The tattiest totter in Notting Dale. Jerry Cornell's uncle. Bought Arnold Hodgkiss's suit off Bill Tillet. Has a yard at 32a Rymber Road in Notting Dale which contains the "Pile", an amorphous, seemingly alive heap of rubbish. Kung Fu Tzu and Choong were almost swallowed by it when they tried to steal the plans for Operation Glass from Edmond.
In The Russian Intelligence gave Jerry a lift on his totters cart when he thought he was being followed by a private detective.